Thought I would post a couple of recent conversations I've had with my kids, before I forget them. (They aren't necessarily funny, but show their personalities.)
We were traveling in the van the other day and a shiny red car pulled in front of us.
Hailey: Mom, I really want a red car.
Me: Why do you want a red car?
Hailey: Because red cars drive faster.
Me: Oh really?
Hailey: Yes. Can we crash this car and get a red one?Kaden cracks me up when he tries to use big words. Sometimes he's right on and surprises us with his knowledge, sometimes he is a little off. Here are a few examples.
Kaden: Man, I feel hot right now....... Is it just me or do you think it's global warming?
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While watching princess diaries. Princess Mia says something like, "...........so I could turn my thoughts into actions."
Kaden: PFFft! Doesn't she know that thoughts ARE actions.
Me: They are?
Kaden: Yes mom,(duh) thoughts are mental verbs.
Me: thinking really hard about that. (I think thoughts are a noun. To think is a verb???- see I still don't know, I'll have to google it.)
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Yesterday we went to Chuck E. Cheese. The kids had just swapped tickets for prizes.
Thayne (in cheerful voice): Kaden, what prizes did you pick out?
Kaden: Just a bunch of useless toys.
------------------------------------------------------Kadens' soccer coach was giving his team an overly enthusiastic pep talk, telling them how great they were.
Kadens' response to the coach: "Are you being sarcastic?"
Kadens' coach started to laugh and the other players start asking, "what does sarcastic mean?"
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Kaden also cracks me up with his prayers. They can be very long and thoughtful, but sometimes funny. I usually have to bite my lip as not to laugh. An example of something he has said: " We thank thee very much for Adam's transgression."
I have never thought to be thankful for this, but I guess I wouldn't be here if it weren't for his transgression.
6 comments:
That is too funny!Kids and what they say, you never know what is going to come out of their mouths.I think that one about the red car is a classic!
Ditto to the one above me! I was laughing my head off at all of these! Your kids are too cute and too funny Jen! I Love them!
That was hilarious. I was laughing so hard at some of Kaden's words. He is too smart for his age! I wish I had recorded some of the things you guys said at that age. I especially loved the one about the useless toys and being sarcastic. Too funny. :)
Those are hilarious! I can't wait for Allie to start surprising me with some funny sayings. Kaden is definitely a smart cookie.
Kaden is very smart! Does he learn these words from you? I wonder where Hailey learned that red cars are fast.....probably from TV. We can switch cars if you want!
These are so funny! I had to show Jarin and we were laughing out loud as we read them together. I can't believe how smart Kaden is. He reminds me of you with your natural smartness. (Is that a word?--I'll have to ask Kaden.)
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